Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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