I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
this just has baby written all over it
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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