IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
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So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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