i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
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Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
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Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage