ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
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I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I will be naked everywhere
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
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Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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