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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.

  (813): View more from Florida

  morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU

  (203): View more from Connecticut

  oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"

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• (323): View more from California

  Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.

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• (818): View more from California

  He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.

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• (209): View more from California

  You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage

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