My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
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That's how twitter works, right?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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