My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
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Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
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