last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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