I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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