Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
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