Dual....:-)
okay pat passed out under dana's car
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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