Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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