Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
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Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
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We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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