1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
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what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
I see more hoeing in ur future
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