Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
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