I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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