i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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