I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Randomize
