It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
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i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
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Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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