I'm really into asian looking animals
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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