Nicole vs. Life
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
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The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
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It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
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