these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
cat food counts as protein by the way
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
