this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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