I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
How does one acquire holy water?
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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