Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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