she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
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The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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