got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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