I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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