No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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