if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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