he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
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I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
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i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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