i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
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It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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