hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
