McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
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My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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