I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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