Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
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She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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