i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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