Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
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We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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