Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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