On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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