let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
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8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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