I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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