If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
