One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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