What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
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