My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
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Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
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I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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