So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
