careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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