i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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