the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I'm officially "accidentally set myself on fire" drunk
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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