when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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