HIV tests are more positive than that guy
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
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therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
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You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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