Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
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