If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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