I got a call from 999 999 9999. I didn't answer it because I was too busy freaking out about the number.
It was probably Jesus.
I feel like he would have left a message.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
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i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
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Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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