Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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