he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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