i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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