LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
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You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
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I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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